Now I know “unique” and “eunuch” have different pronunciations, and it is polite to keep unsmiling and don’t make so much fuss when I see homosexuals or other things I have never experienced before since America is a place where anything can happen.
Anything can happen.
Sometimes, when condensation gathers on the outside of my bottle, I feel like it's special bonus water that I haven't earned.
Basically, I'm waiting for a "Soylent Green is people!" style revelation to rock our society.
Every day, I turn on the news, hoping for the massive headline. “Holy shit, women is people!”
“When you watch Torchwood there is a warning at the very beginning that some scenes may offend or disturb people, so if you allow your children to sit and watch it with you that’s your responsibility, it’s not ours anymore. We kissed, we held each other, we lay on top of each other in bed… and there were lots of complaints about that. Nobody complained that I was shot in the head four times, there were burning people in ovens, that I was stabbed by a mob of 50 people hundreds of times, and I was hanging dripping my blood in a pit. So that’s what confuses me, because you’re not complaining about gay sex, you’re complaining about two men kissing. And it’s 2011. And people say, “Well why should we have that on television?” Because the BBC have to represent the greater public — and there are gay people out there who pay their television license. For people to complain, that’s your prerogative — but you know what, none of them turned it off! They were just embarrassed because it put them in a position where they had to explain things to their kids or their family which probably should have been explained a long time ago.” —
This is why I love him, and why I will always love him.
- John Lloyd: Lastly, here's a Freudian question for you. Freud once said, "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: what does a woman want?" What do you feel about that?
- Natalie Haynes: I think... a woman wants not to be treated as some sort of exotic sub-species by a coke-addled creep like Freud.