After taking that terrible terrible Buzzfeed quiz that claims to assess your privilege (spoiler alert: it doesn’t), we decided to make our own version, which is much shorter, much more accurate, and has much less data mining. Please enjoy:
Also, if you’d like to check your privilege, please click here. Smooches!
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Yves Montand watching Marilyn Monroe who’s watching Arthur Miller who’s watching Simone Signoret who’s watching Yves Montand
remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius just “what is wrong with you. what are you…
Fun April Fool’s Day Prank: create an organization dedicated to curing something that isn’t a disease, and convince millions of people to donate to it, effectively silencing the demographic you claim to be helping.
this is illegal.
I have some bad news for you, friend.
- It takes a little bit of effort and time and networking and knowing the right kinds of people, but it is possible to teleport.
- Hair and clouds are actually the same thing.
- Snow will melt if you look at it long enough. No, really. You just aren’t looking at it long enough. Look longer. Longer.
A reminder to not buy any Lindt chocolate for the time being because a part of the proceeds goes to Autism Speaks, whom the autistic community considers an arch-nemesis.
Sylvia Plath. 1932-1963
“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in life. And I am horribly limited.”
Prince George is so boring that he has to wear clothes with his name on them, just so people remember who he is.
Those cheeks, though. That’s not fair.